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Eminem-Love Me (Feat. Obie Trice and 50 Cent)

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I love how slow and deliberate Eminem raps his verse. I apologize if you can't read his lyrics too well.[Verse 1: Obie Trice]You don't see me in the hoodIt's cause I'm doing this manNiggas, I'm still grinding, (yeah...)I'm still hearing those sirens,I'm still getting chased by those lights,Only the light's mine and my mic's onAnd my time is none because I'm writing more,And I ain't here to meet a soul in this buisness,I'm here to eat, speak, until these hoes feel this, (for sure...)and I can't let y'all derail me man, I got young Kobe, homie, you gotta let go of Obiecause Obie be back, (ain't goin' nowhere man...)We got them craps going onand that yak going on,soon as a nigga touch down back from tourin',It's whateva, put that on the chedda man,but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Ivene time,chase cheese, rhyme till my voice give out,this is it my nigga, this what we boast about,Now I'm here so shut your motherfuckin mouthAnd show me love bitch..[CHORUS: Obie Trice]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life, (I dont love you bitch)I wanna hold you in the morning, (Ha)hold you through the night (Hahaha)I just wanna love you for the rest of my life, (We wanna love alcohol, we wanna love guns,)I wanna hold you in the morning, (we wanna love money)hold you through the night.. (Ha) (we don't wanna love bitches though)[Verse 2: Eminem]There's a certain mystique when I speak,that you notice that it's sorta unique,cause you know it's me, my poetry's deep,and I'm still matic the way I flow to this beat,you can't sit still, it's like tryin to smoke crackand go to sleep, I'm strapped,just knowing any minute I could snap,I'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped,I bully these rappers so bad lyrically,it ain't even funny, I ain't even hungry,it ain't even money, you can't pay me enoughfor you to play me, it's cockamamie,you just ain't zany enough to rock with Shady,my noodle is cockadoodle, my clocks cuckoo,I got screws loose, yeahhh, the whole kitten-kaboodle,I'm just brutal. It's no rumor, I'm numero uno, assume it,there's no humor in it no more, you knowI'm rollin with a swollen bowling ball in my bag,you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my assyou better love me bitch[CHORUS:]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning,hold you through the night[Obie Trice:](and all the bitches say)I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning,hold you through the night[Verse 3: 50 Cent]my buzz is crazy in the hood, they holla my name,if it ain't about the flow,it's about the stones and the chain,if I was you, I'd love me too,I roll like a bus, 9-11 pulse same color as cranberry sauce,I ain't gonna front, I thought R-Kelly was tha shit,then we find out he fucking round with bow wow bitch,niggas eatin popcorn, right, rewinding the tape,now shorty momma in the precinct hollerin rape,i'm convinced man something really wrong with these hoes,I thought Lil' Kim was hot then she start fucking with her nose, (God Damn)used to listen to Lauren Hill and tap my feet,then the bitch put out a CD that didn't have no beats, (uh-huh)that boy D'Angelo he determined not to fail,that nigga went butt-ass for his record to sell,my back shot to help Ashanti hit them high notes,and Big Ben told Charlie to deepthroat[CHORUS:]I just wanna love you for the rest of my life,I wanna hold you in the morning, (I luv'a burnish the monies, the bunnies)hold you through the night(I just wanna hold youI just wanna love you for the rest of my life, I wanna hold you in the morning,(I just wanna love you)hold you through the night

Channel: Music
Uploaded: February 17, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Author: UofLCardFan

Length: 04:31
Rating: 4.76
Views: 37018



Video Comments

Corvallian (July 25, 2008 at 6:11 am)
what is this crap on 50's face aahahaha
lifeatlast26 (July 24, 2008 at 5:51 am)
i find 50 sick but he used name and chain in another rap? come on guys ha hes ill but damn that was repetitive
gotsteeze92 (July 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm)
why the hell 50 always trying to diss somebody. get over yourself man
bmorebaby76 (July 18, 2008 at 9:50 am)
best song on the 8 mile cd
udunseme (July 15, 2008 at 12:24 pm)
SiCK BEaTZ
ilgoordys5 (July 11, 2008 at 2:06 pm)
fuck u
Hrd2FndaNme (July 11, 2008 at 7:47 am)
Um........what IS the topic in this song?The hook is talkin about love, and they just throw it off wit their ad-libs during it.
natewestbrooks (July 10, 2008 at 2:55 am)
em has the best flow on da song
jjaby42 (July 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm)
black asshole
Rayyan36 (July 6, 2008 at 2:03 pm)
LMAO!! My BALLS??!!!! XD .. my balls are crazy in the hood!!! hahahahaha , man what kind of sense u got?!!




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